English translation coming soon..check out the first two in this series Mr&Ms. They are in English 🙂
It was night time. Ilayaraja’s tunes filled the car. Ms had been driving for 2 hours while Mr looked like he was dozing off.
Ms – Ne mattum ipo thoongina konuduven, ozhungu mariyathaya enaku company kodu.
Mr – Hello, ne paatuku Ilayaraja tunesa potutu thoongama iruna epadi?
Ms – Ne thoongina enaku thookam varuthu. Seri ne otriya?
Mr – Chancea illa. 3 hours na otrache nalla snore pani thoongitu, apram enna?
Ms – Dai, na epoda snore panen, lesa kan moodinenu sollu othukaraen. Athukaaga snorelaam solathe.
Mr – Aaga neenga snorelam panala?
Ms – Yes. Athoda mudinjathu discussion. Seri, topic change, oru nalla pei kathaya sollu.
Mr – Night timela, long drive carla porache oru pei kathai avasiyama?
Ms – Ne thoongama irukanumna avasiyam. Seri sollu.
Mr – Hmm. Ok. Kumm iruttu. Oru karupu aal. Oru karuppu shirt poturukaan. Karuppu pant poturukaan..
Ms – Wow, enna combination..
Mr – nadula pesakoodathu. Kelu.
Ms – seri seri continue.
Mr – Thiripi start panren..Kumm iruttu. Oru karupu aal. Oru karuppu shirt poturukaan. Karuppu pant poturukaan..avan facela koda karupu paint poturukaan…avan slowaaaa nadanthu oru karupu carla erraan.. Eritu antha karupu cara karupu roadla otitae irukaan…night 11.30 aara varaikum otitae irukaan…time 11.30 aaguthu.. udane antha karupu cara stop panraan…suthi paakaraan..yaarume illa antha road..munadiyum illa..pinnaadiyum illa…
Ms – Hmm..seri venaam kathai nipatidalaam..
Mr – enna payama..
Ms – Illa loosu thanama iruku.
Mr – Shoo, kelu..antha karupu cara niruthitu suthi paakaraan..yaarume illa antha roadla..munadiyum illa..pinnaadiyum illa…slowa nadakaraan…kaathu bayangarama veesuthu…nadakaraan nadakaraaan nadanthutae irukaan..
Ms – Iyoo iyoo iyoo..enna solanum…seri ne continue..
Mr – Nadula pesina apram thoongiduven..ozhunga kelu..nadakaraan nadakaaran…antha karupu aal nadanthutae irukaan…thoorathula oru karupu veedu theriyuthu…antha veeda noki poitae irukaan…antha karupu veetuku oru karupu gate iruku..antha karupu gatea open panraan…slowa nadathutae poraan antha karupu paathaila…antha karupu veetuku karupu door irunthathu…antha karupu door kite poitaaan…kite poitu.. avanoda karupu kaiya paakaraan…avan karupu kaiyala oru karupu watch poturukaan..antha karupu watcha paakaraan…
Ms – Hummmm….
Mr – Unna pesa koodathunu sonen..
Ms – Athu  yawn..enaku thookame varuthu.
Mr – seri..karupu watcha paakaraan…athula time 11.55 kaatuthu..wait panraan…wait panraan…antha karupu aal time 12 aara varaikum wait panite irukaan…apram time 12 aachu..correcta 12 aana udane, antha karupu aal antha karupu kaiyala, antha karupu doora 12 times knock panraan…Yaen sollu.
Ms –Â Enathu yaen?
Mr – Kathai mudichitaen ne pathil solanum.
Ms – Daiii ne sonathu kathayada?!
Mr – Athu enavo irunthutu poguthu..ne pathil sollu.
Ms – Seri sollu..unoda arivuku match aaga mudila.
Mr – Yaena ange door bell illa!! Athaan!!
Ms – Sathya sothana da!! Haiyo haiyo haiyo!!
Mr – Enna thookam pocha?
Ms – Ille uyire poiduchu. seri na solren kelu.Oru ponnu thaniya iruka. Nalla thoongitu iruka. Avaloda thoongitu irukira photova morning ava phonela paakara. Paathutu shock aara. Yaen sollu.
Mr – Therila…make up poda maranthirupaalo?
Ms- Illa..thoongitu irukarache avalala epdi eduka mudiyum.. Hmm. Epdi short and smarta sonnen paaru.
Mr – Romba smart thaan ne. Seri inoru kathai solren..
Ms – Haiyo kadavule vendave vendaam!! ozhungu mariyathaya thoongidu ne. 2 hrs kazhichu ezhuparen.
Mr turns to the other side, smiles slyly before closing his eyes to sleep for the next 2 hours without any disturbance.
Even I have wondered if they are purposely being so mokkai to avoid us..unmai dhan! 🙂
Purposela mokkai podraangala or nejamave mokkayanu yarukumae theriyathu 😀 😀 😀
Nice one Paddy…:D
Nandri rams!
Andha karuppu vettu kadhavu therandhu, oru vellai mohini pisasu, vella podava kattikittu, vella palla kattikittu, ha ha ha ha nu pei-sirippu sirichirunda evvulavu nalla irrundhirikkum 😛
Destination Infinity
Rofl 😀 Athellam pazahaya style..Ipo chudidhar potutu ha ha ha nu oru satham podum 😛 Aana yaen epayum white dressae kodukaraanga ivangalukunu thaan therila..any ideas?
Yenna white than irutela palichunu theriyum.premjieta mokkai joke keta mathiri iruku.but sirichiten.