Big or small – what do you like?

Mr and Ms are inside an accessories shop in the mall. 

Ms (holding two different silver earrings and placing them one after another beside her ear) – Solluda, intha kammal nalla iruka..or.. illa ithuva? 

Mr – Ne ipo potutu irukarthu romba nalla iruku.

Ms (ignoring what Mr said) – Hm. Unaku thaan late aagum. Long one or small one?

Mr (immediately) – Small.

Ms – Takunu soltiye, nambalama..Nejama smalla nalla iruku?? Pch..ne long ones solluvenu ninaichen…

Mr – Seri, apo long eduthuko!!

Ms – Illa, but ne small thaan nalla irukunu soniye…

Mr – Rendume nalla iruku..unaku pidichathe select panu!

Ms – Enaku pidichatha eduthukava unna kashtapattu thallitu vanthen? Sollu, ethu nalla iruku?

Mr – Lo-

Ms – Wait wait wait!! Ethu enaku nalla irukunu sollu, generala nalla irukunu illa. Okay?

Mr – Kadavule!

Ms – Inge thaan iruken, ethuku kupidra.

Mr (rolling his eyes) – Rendume eduthuko please. Kilambalaam.

Ms – Nono!! Athu romba too much costaagum. Onnu select panrathuku unaku ivlo late aatha?!

Mr – Sollamaata. Seri..long ones semaya iruku. Billing polaama?

Ms – Uh..are you sure? Or na long solitengrathukaaga ne solriya? Ne small thane munadi sone.

Mr – Athu apo seriya paakala..ipo romba cleara theriyuthu. Long thaan.

Ms – Hmmm..ipo enaku doubt vara aaramichiduchu. Ne unmaya solriyaanu. Ok na rendum podren, take a selife no?

Mr (in low tones)Selfiena neeye edukanum..

Ms – Ketuduchu. Ketkaama irukanumna, solaama irukanum. Seri photova eduthiya?

Mr – Here. Done. One with the long ones and another with the small ones.

Ms – Hmm…Ne first sonathu right thaanda..small ones do look nice..

Mr – Kadavule kadavule kadavule!

Ms – Seri seri…oru 2 min thaan. 

Mr – Naama vanthu 40min aathu

Ms – Athuku?

Mr – Illa sonen.

Ms – I like the small ones now. Officeku long podrathe vida, small ones pota will be better. But oor suthingku long ones would look amazing..mmm..dei..

Mr – Athaan theriyume. Inoru “selfie” thaane?

Ms – Hee hee..athe. Ok give me now, naane decide panren.

Mr – Here. Aana ne sonathu right thaan.

Ms – Enna? Small ones betternu sonatha?

Mr – Yeah..Gita irukaala, ithe typela small ones than potutu varuva officeku. Paatha avalodathu maari than iruku. Officeku bettera than irukum for you too.

Ms (glares at Mr and says to the helper) – Hm. Ok, intha long earringsa pack panidunga.

Mr hides his smile as he heaves a sigh of relief and gets ready to run out of the shop.

 

 

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